Hef? I Amn't

by toyMasulina

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released January 5, 2015

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toyMasulina Los Angeles, California

toyMasulina began in 2001 as a music project of Robbie Harrison. After more than a decade of writing and recording songs that very few people heard, he decided to start a band dedicated to playing some of them. The band is currently a duo with Robbie on baritone guitar and vocals and Romney Caswell on drums. ... more

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Track Name: Digging Holes
smoke some blunts
and taze a baby
inhale some beeswax
wrestle in oil
blow jobs under the moonlight
i got ideas

crush a beer or two
and get with hot chicks

dig some holes
and clean my room
Track Name: Squirrel Suicide
gonna wear both our
dicks as a tank top and punch
Adam’s dick into his butt
hole and smoke some bong loads
dick filled bong loads stretch a dick
over a bong and milk the cow

gonna flash my clarence tank top
and punch them in the dick

i will only milk weiners
while sick in the cow bruh

put a dick in the cow
put a dick in the cow
put a dick in the cow
and milk me bro

we got dogs up in us
i’m so weiner sick for you bros
we got dogs up in us

squirrel suicide
Track Name: Society Crawl
it’s an irregular question
with a society crawl
i can’t deliver the question
but they’re still counting the crawl

it's an irregular mountain
but this has all been around
you can forget the sequential
but this can’t get around

and now we’re ready to fall

and now we’re ready to fuck
Track Name: Vitamin
sarah k lost her virginity in the back cell of the local penitentiary

prince charming and his band of merry men fell into a deep depression when the seven dwarves clipped their wings

pretty face
ugly smile
so i’ve been told

pretty vein
in my eye
hot like glue

anne k lost her sense of misdirection when the paper crane took a bite out of her leg

i swore to avenge your brother’s suicide falling off a ladder with a towel wrapped around his neck

vitamin

what a man
Track Name: Soft City
i try to run the race
i fall onto my face

it’s not funny
i’m not feeling so great
i’m not feeling so good

we don’t believe in space
we fall into our place

it’s not funny
i’m not feeling so great
i’m not feeling so good

soft city

i’m not pretty
Track Name: Scavenger
i’m alone
thinking of you
touching yourself
thinking of me

i’m alone
cutting my wrists
drinking farewell
thinking of you

i can’t wait
for the scavenger
to pick my eyeballs out

i can’t wait
for the scavenger
to rip my heart in two

i can’t wait
for the scavenger
to die a lonely death
Track Name: Whale Guy Walking Cow
how time flies by when you’re having fun
it’s a billion degrees dancing in the sun
breaking the waves away from amateur shores
you never listen to reason anymore

fall in love, fall in love, fall in love with apathy

better wake up from the sound of false alarms
bury your face in my mother’s arms

how time flies by when you’re feeling ill
there’s a billion robots without free will
taking the hearts away from amateur shores
you never listen to reason anymore

fall in love, fall in love, fall in love with apathy

bury your face in the sound of false alarms
better wake up in your mother’s arms
better wake up from the sound of false alarms
bury your children, bury your children

i fall, i break
Track Name: Hunt, Hunt, Hunt
mystery plagues the man who searches
for messages in bottles at sea
cowering underneath her mother’s bosom
the rabid girl stares right through me

hunt, hunt, hunt

i am a liar, i’m impotent, and tired of myself
i am a liar, i’m impotent, and tired of myself

little did they know this would be the last
time they ever saw their own reflections
the hollow of the quill dripping ink
never ever make your own corrections

i am a liar, i’m impotent, and tired of myself
you are a liar, you’re impotent, and tired of yourself

shopping malls
weeping dolls
bloated guts
treacherous ruts
caving in
happy sin
bleeding stitch
unanswered wish

i am a liar, i’m impotent, and tired of myself
you are a liar, you’re impotent, and tired of yourself
we are all liars, we’re impotent, and tired of ourselves
i am the answer to questions we never asked