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Crocker Shocker

from Be My Friend by toyMasulina

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To bakers, Betty Crocker
Is the sweetheart of the nation,
But among her friends and neighbors
She’s acquired a reputation!
Any loser with a logo
Gets a piece of Betty’s pie,
From the buff and beefy Brawny
To the Quaker Oatmeal guy!

She’s dallied in the valley
With a giant dude who’s green.
She’s gotten more than flirty
With that dirty Mr. Clean.
Mr. Whipple squeezed her nipple
And it didn’t even shock her.
She receives a weekly booty call
From Orville Redenbacher!

Betty Crocker flaunts her knockers
In a trashy, low-cut top.
They say she had a foursome once
With Crackle, Snap and Pop!
She diddled Mr. Peanut,
Though he’s obviously gay.
She may not shill for Frito,
But the gal’s an easy Lay!


from Be My Friend, track released September 25, 2011
lyrics by Scott Emmons (www.thedailyrhyme.com)


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toyMasulina Los Angeles, California

toyMasulina began in 2001 as a music project of Robbie Harrison. After more than a decade of writing and recording songs that very few people heard, he decided to start a band dedicated to playing some of them. The band has gone through various lineups and was most recently a duo with Robbie on baritone guitar and vocals and Romney Caswell on drums. ... more

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